Jokes thread...

[Buko Pandan]

Guy 1: Hey man, you seem lost in thought.

Guy 2: I have a dream last night, I was with the 50 contestants of Miss Universe.

Guy 1: Oh man! what a nice dream, you're surrounded by beautiful women, you're so lucky! So what's the problem?

Guy 2: Dude I was the winner of the pageant.
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A policeman along with his sketch artist assistant asks for the description of the suspect from a witness.

Policeman: What's the suspect looked like?

Witness: He wears an orange colored outfit and his hair was blonde, sir.

Sketch Artist Assistant: (Draws.......) Chief, I think , we won't be able to catch this guy.

Policeman: And why is that?

Sketch Artist Assistant: Well the witness said, his hair was blonde and he wears orange colored clothes. If this is not Naruto , this might be Son Goku.