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12-01-2013, 12:03 PM
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RE: Jokes thread...
I worse write english so take easy on me (even my own language realy bad T_T) Rig to test now : Windows 8 64 bit (Laptop) Intel® Core™ i3-3110M (2.4GHz, 3MB L3 Cache) Nvidia GT720M 2GB |
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12-01-2013, 12:52 PM
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RE: Jokes thread...
What kind of a fish that have a huge head and a small tail?
Answer: Anchovies wearing a helmet. The helmet make it's head bigger o.o Oh Hi XD P.S: Wanted to go to Japan so badly AOD270 Windows 7 Home Basic (32bit) Intel Atom N2800 (Quad-core) 1.86GHz Intel Graphic Media Accelerator 3600 series |
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12-01-2013, 02:07 PM
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RE: Jokes thread...
as the policeman interrogates a witness:
Policeman: Sir, what is you name? Witness: Who Policeman: You!! Can you tell me what is your name, sir? Witness: Who Policeman: You!! Im asking about your name!!!! Tell me what is you name? Witness: Who Policeman i mean you, you idiot!!! Witness: but that is my real name Policeman: give me you identification card. As the policeman look at the identification card, he realize the witness was right after all. Why? because the witness real name is Who. Get it? Who? o.o Oh Hi XD P.S: Wanted to go to Japan so badly AOD270 Windows 7 Home Basic (32bit) Intel Atom N2800 (Quad-core) 1.86GHz Intel Graphic Media Accelerator 3600 series |
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08-04-2014, 01:55 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-04-2014 02:02 PM by Buko Pandan.)
Post: #34 |
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RE: Jokes thread...
A psychiatrist visited three of his mentally retarded patients to check their mental condition
The doctor asked the first patient: So what are you doing there today? Patient 1: I'm trying to compose a song but I can't find the right lyrics in my mind to finish the whole song,would you mind taking a quick look at my composition? Doctor: Wow, I'm impressed! this is actually well thought out! looks like you found yourself an excellent pastime, keep that up and you'll recover in no time. Now let me check on my second patient. - So how are we today? Patient 2: Doc, I'm reading a book about Political Economics, I just can't stand it how our government handles our national budget so I'm researching how the budget allocation system works. Doctor : Oh dear, that's one complicated stuff you're researching that even I have no idea how it works, hmm, looks like you have no sign of mental illness just a few more days and you're also good to be released from this hospital. Now how about my third patient? hm? hm? - Hey! what are you doing there? Standing on the table lifting both your arms sideways?! Patient 3: Doc, I'm pretending to be a street light! I'm brightening this room by raising my arms like this, see? Doctor: Oh no..... at this rate, you are still far from recovering, look at those two, their on their way to recovery by doing something useful while you waste your time acting like this! don't you want to be cured too? C'mon get down there, now! Patient: Huh? Oh, Okay, if you say so...... Doctor : Good.. Then Suddenly......................................... Patient 1 and 2: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! hey doc! why did you turn off the lights!? Feel Free To Visit My Youtube Channel at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGPnfU4q12x6vEWXv4Ftq8Q/videos |
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08-08-2014, 04:58 PM
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RE: Jokes thread...
lol... long but funny.
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08-09-2014, 01:01 AM
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RE: Jokes thread...
meanwhile in a shop
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08-09-2014, 03:39 AM
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o.o Oh Hi XD P.S: Wanted to go to Japan so badly AOD270 Windows 7 Home Basic (32bit) Intel Atom N2800 (Quad-core) 1.86GHz Intel Graphic Media Accelerator 3600 series |
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08-09-2014, 10:55 AM
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RE: Jokes thread...
(11-17-2013 10:25 AM)globe94 Wrote: @stodag Its all Ogre now Forum test (Insert Computer Specs Here) So much Video Games.... So little time.... |
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08-10-2014, 06:06 AM
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RE: Jokes thread...
(08-09-2014 10:55 AM)youhacked1 Wrote:(11-17-2013 10:25 AM)globe94 Wrote: @stodag This is :v LOL Chill and Go with the flow ~d[o_o]b~ @YT - youtube.com/user/SuperHack333/videos Specs: MDL: Dell G7 15 7590 (Laptop) OPS: Windows 10 Pro 64-bit CPU: Intel Core i7-9750h @ 2.60 Ghz ~ 4.50 Ghz GPU: Nvidia GTX 1660 Ti 6GB GDDR6 @ 1455 Mhz ~ 1590 Mhz RAM: Micron Tech. 8GB DDR4 @ 2666 Mhz (4x2) |
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08-10-2014, 07:05 AM
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RE: Jokes thread...
People... please!
 Don't spam that joke. a-hur hur hur 
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